The Scandinavian (Scandi) Effect
Definition:
When leaving Scandinavia it feels like all other girls than those from Scandinavia are ugly. Because the girls of Scandinavia are the hottest in the world you will start feeling that no other place can compare. With good reason.
Causes:
- You have gone Scandi Blind
How to cure Scandi Blindness:
- Being Scandi Blind is permanent. It can't be cured.* Once you've lived in Scandinavia you'll always want to go back to catch a glimpse of the forbidden fruit.
As in:
"Oh my God, bro! The girls here in England are silly and outdated. I think I'm suffering from Scandi Blindness."
A perfect example of The Scandi Effect:
* I heard about a man who allegedly cured his Scandi Blindness by living with Buddhist monks for 3 years never even thinking about the Scandinavian goddesses. He simply blocked it from his brain. But this isn't confirmed. Yet.
