Don't look like Melissa Debling? Don't worry, I'm here to help! Every woman has something good to offer even if that is cooking one hell of a pot roast. You all deserve a chance. However, unfortunately for women looks matter so much more for guys than they do for women. Let's be honest here. If a girl doesn't have the looks going for her there's really not too much she can do. Anyway, it's not impossible to pick up a cool guy. Here are some steps you can take:
- A little (a lot of) cleavage has never hurt anybody.
- Make yourself look better with make up but don't put on too much - guys don't want to wake up next to the most deceiving woman in the world. It'll also blow your chances of a relationship - nobody likes a liar.
- Believe in equality of sexes? Well good for you! That means you can buy us a round of shots. If you finish your half of the round first then you're just awesome.
- You should know about sports but not more than the guys! This is important! How would you feel if the guys knew more about make up than you? Know a little, but not too much - guys like correcting chicks. It's a power trip.
- Nothing says "I want to get hit on" like high heels. They're sexy and make your buttocks look better.
- Be rich. Guys like rich girls just as much as girls like rich guys. Alright, maybe not AS much, but if you buy us a Jack & Coke we'll probably sleep with you.
- If the guy is drunk enough just starting conversation/monologue will get you laid!
- Flick your hair, bite your lip or play with the straw in a wildly inappropriate way to let us know that you want to hook up. If you don't make a move we certainly won't.
- It's scientifically proven that pole dancing increases a girl's hotness by at least 30%. Learn to pole dance!
- Have uglier friends than you. If your friends aren't prettier than you then you'll all of sudden be the hot one. The power of comparison can be used to your advantage!
So there you have it girls! 10 steps to picking up a cool guy.
